I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Randomize