yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
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Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
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Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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