I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
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i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
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You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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