we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
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Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
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Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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