when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
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not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
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So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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