we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
This house was built for laser tag.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
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I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
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ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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