So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
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You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
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We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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