YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
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In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
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Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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