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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
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I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
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Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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