Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I have fence marks all over my body
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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