The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
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Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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