Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
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This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
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exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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