they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
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I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
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You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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