Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
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all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
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dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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