if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
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He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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