Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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