Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
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This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
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And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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