Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
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you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
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So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
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