i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
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I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
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I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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