the new term for farting is butt boxing.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
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I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
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he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
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