Already got asked if we're dating
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
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I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
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This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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