Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
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Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
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... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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