Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
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There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
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fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
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Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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