You're earring is so big in my mouth
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
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So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
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I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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