He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
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I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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