He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
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too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
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Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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