You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
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You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
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Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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