i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
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I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
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Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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