There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
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Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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