did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
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MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
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It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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