I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
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what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
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She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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