Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize