Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
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the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
True strength comes from lack of pants
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I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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