I want to walk on stilts...naked
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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