...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
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and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
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what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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