Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
Randomize