i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
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he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
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your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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