At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
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I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
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Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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