Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
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I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
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You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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