I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
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Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
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Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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