Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
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no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
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I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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