Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
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She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
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I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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