Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
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You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
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Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
If I die, sorry about rent.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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