well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
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We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
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i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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