I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
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Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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