six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
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Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
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Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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