Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
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He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
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So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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