chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
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i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
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I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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