Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
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You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
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I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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