After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
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I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
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I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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